Some days are like that
A couple of weeks ago Liz managed to run over some goat-heads on her bike and flattened both of her tires. We had put a "puncture-proof" tube in the rear tire, so we were frustrated that that didn't work out. Life has been really crazy lately, so I hadn't had time to work on fixing them for her. Monday night I got home from "Beauty and the Beast" practice around 8:30, so I decided to see if I could get them fixed.
Liz had tried pumping up the rear tire with a pump she got that plugs into the car cigarette lighter on Saturday, and it seemed to hold some air, but didn't stay all the way pumped up. I thought maybe I should let the rest of the air out of it and take it off the rim so that I could check the tire itself to make sure that it didn't have any stickers left in it. However, I discovered that the slime that's supposed to seal the punctures started blocking up the valve, so I couldn't get much air out of it.
Liz had bought a new puncture-proof tube for the front tire, so I decided to switch to the task of removing the punctured tube from the front tire and replacing it. That was going pretty well, until I started putting the tire back on the rim with a little plastic tool that is designed for that task. When I had the tire almost all the way on, the plastic tool snapped, and a piece of it stayed inside the tire somewhere. That same tool is also used to take the tire off the rim, but since it was broken I couldn't get the tire off to clear out the broken piece.
"Okay," thought I, "I'll have to buy another tool to finish the front tire, so I'll switch back to the rear tire." I read the instructions that came with the new puncture proof tube, and discovered that it said that after you get a hole in it you need to pump it up and ride it around a bit to get it to seal up well. So I decided to just pump the tire back up, have Liz ride it around a bit, and see what happened.
Erin's car was in the way so I couldn't use the power pump without moving cars around, so I decided to use a good old fashioned hand pump. I hooked the pump up to the tire, and proceeded to push down on the pump handle. What happened next was not a good thing. As I mentioned, the valve had gotten plugged up with the puncture-proofing slime, so when I pushed down on the pump handle, all I accomplished was to compress the air in the pump, since it couldn't force its way into the tire. Just when I hit the bottom of my push, to my surprise the pump handle snapped cleanly in two, leaving one half in each hand. This resulted in there no longer being any downward pressure on the pump rod. At this point, all that air I had so energetically compressed down in the bottom of the pump became a fine propellant to shoot the metal rod upward at great force, directly into my stomach. This did not feel really good.
At this point, even though I didn't really have any more tools to break, I decided to not work on repairing tires any more that night. What I have to show for my efforts is one partially pumped up rear tire with a clogged up valve, and a partially pumped up front tire that almost has the tire all the way on the rim, but that also has the broken off piece of plastic hidden in it somewhere. And a nice oval shaped gouge/welt in my stomach about an inch below and to the right of my belly button.
I had previously scheduled my annual checkup for Wednesday this week, so I waited until then to have the injury checked. The doctor didn't seem too worried about it, except that it was a little infected in spite of our putting Neosporin on it. He gave me a stronger anti-biotic for it, and it seems to be getting better. He also gave me a tetanus shot, since I couldn't remember when I had last had one, even thought the rod didn't tear my shirt so it actually never made contact with my skin.
Today, I started feeling a little achy. I don't know whether it is a reaction to the tetanus shot, or the flu. I stayed home from work after lunch, but I went out to play practice tonight. We'll see how I feel tomorrow. Erin had been down with a sinus infection for several days late last week and early this week, so hopefully I don't get that, and hopefully it's not the swine flu!